The most bland person ever. Human equivalent to a saltine cracker. Its like eating a hot pretzel plain. never talks, walks like he wants to shoot himself in the head. Closest living thing to Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh.
by weregershmerglin Hozmindogel March 4, 2019
1. "Did you see his siegler?"
2. "How many people did you invite?"
"Oh, about a siegler or two."
3. "Dude I was about three sieglers away from asher roth!!"
2. "How many people did you invite?"
"Oh, about a siegler or two."
3. "Dude I was about three sieglers away from asher roth!!"
by Edmonson Schviene August 11, 2009
noun; Old man with a weight problem and an insatiable urge to listen to 80's music and have 8-year-old girls pile on top of him. When the word Siegler is mentioned, sudden doom is imminent.
I'm in before the Siegler.
by Excessive Force February 23, 2004
A feltcher by nature, this wisconsin native commits obscene sexual acts such as skull fucking paraplegics and shipping rimmers
by God Dan September 11, 2004
A Siegler is most commonly referred to as a boomer out of touch with reality. Centuries of inbreeding has caused the Siegler lineage to produce more increasingly mentally unhinged offspring.
“I just came from the bathroom where I saw this girl with down syndrome slobbing on this old bloke’s nob.”
“Sounds like a typical Siegler. The girl was probably his daughter or niece.”
“Sounds like a typical Siegler. The girl was probably his daughter or niece.”
by lolz Dave April 1, 2021