Power: 750,000,000,000. Accusing someone’s sister of cisnormativity so potent, it retroactively cancels her TikTok account. Side effects include her pronouns changing to “they/them” and her Uggs turning into Doc Martens.
*Chad: "ur granny tranny"
Sapphic Sorcerer: "you're sis cis."
Chad’s Sister: renounces capitalism, starts a punk band
Chad’s hairline recedes 5 inches.
Sapphic Sorcerer: "you're sis cis."
Chad’s Sister: renounces capitalism, starts a punk band
Chad’s hairline recedes 5 inches.
by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025
Si Ci is an absolute legend. Her ability to instagram copious amounts of food (on the hour, every hour) while simultaneously completing intensive study makes you feel like an under achiever for sure.
Not only is she a restaurant/eatery connoisseur but Si Ci is an Ultimate frisbee superstar. While her mad throwing skills & defensive prowess make her a teammate’s favourite; the thing her team loves about her the most is how she laughs at everyone’s jokes making them feel hilarious.
Luckily she has no plans to leave us. Ever.
Not only is she a restaurant/eatery connoisseur but Si Ci is an Ultimate frisbee superstar. While her mad throwing skills & defensive prowess make her a teammate’s favourite; the thing her team loves about her the most is how she laughs at everyone’s jokes making them feel hilarious.
Luckily she has no plans to leave us. Ever.
by Ghjifs July 14, 2019