shuttle cock

When two naked men both straddle a bench in a shower and slide a bar of soap on the bench at each others cocks. The closest you get to not touching the other mans dick with the bar of soup is the winner.

Levi hit the tip of Evan's cock in a game of shuttle cock. Evan won the game.

shuttle cock by eyeary2 October 20, 2011

shuttle cock

Ones cock that is abnormally long and thin and has been known to spew certain substances randomly.

Wow last night my dad got out of the shower and he had a shuttle cock.

shuttle cock by gibbs December 3, 2004

shuttle cock

what do you call jade goody in a wedding dress? shuttle cock.

bah

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shuttle cock by i can be blank March 28, 2009

Cock Shuttle 

An Insult made from re-arranging Shuttlecock

Your such a Cock Shuttle Brendon

Cock Shuttle by Jack Dacow September 15, 2008

shittle cock gnome 

In Xtreme badminton, when you crouch down and scream "SHITTLE COCK GNOME"! Your oponents crap themselves in laughter and you cry because you finally scored a point. Fuck you, I will not be skunked!

The shittle cock gnome was popularized by Andy Roth, a chubby fellow who fell over a net.

shittle cock gnome by Poopsmith April 8, 2003

shittle cock tail 

1: The art of a reverse backhand under the legs and out the butthole launching the cock over the net in badminton.
2: When you fart on a stranger, laugh obnoxiously, then try to start a conversation like nothing has happened.

Teve-"Pfffghgugggle, hahahahahahaha"
Janitor-"You just farted on me."
Teve-"So what does this job pay?"

shittle cock tail by andyfellovernet June 4, 2003

shittle cock slam 

In Xtreme Badminton, a move used to distract other oponents into thinking you're a badass.

Andy performed the Shittle Cock Slam! when he fell over the net

shittle cock slam by poopsmith April 4, 2003