The revolting result of a girl's choice to whipe her ass from the front, dragging mad doo-doo across her cunt, which inevitably gets lodged in the folds, leaving doo-doo butter and the occasional peanut for unsuspecting guys to deal with.
After buying the chick like seven drinks, I get her home only to discover she was dragging a shunt around under that skirt all night--I did her anyway.
by Showers September 29, 2006
by mrtexincali November 11, 2007
by loonii December 15, 2009
Both the words Shit and Cunt put together and made into one ultimate word. Used for describing someone who has done something or said something lame for an excuse not to do something.
Hey man you coming out to party tonight? Nah man I'm staying home and studying, Reply your a "shunt". (shit cunt)
by creased July 22, 2010
A tube that runs from your head to your bladder to dump out the fluids if you have a stroke. Doctors put them in if you are suseptible to strokes.
Hot girl: After my accident, I had an operation to get a shunt.
Immature Boy: Hehe shunt sounds like a dirty word
Hot Girl: No thats cunt dumass
Immature Boy: Hehe shunt sounds like a dirty word
Hot Girl: No thats cunt dumass
by 12345678909 September 5, 2005
1. to perform rear-entry sex involving variable surface heights and limited lateral space, e.g. a stairwell
2. to modify the sex act so as to compensate for said limited space, e.g. shunting to the arm of a couch
2. to modify the sex act so as to compensate for said limited space, e.g. shunting to the arm of a couch
"the couch was too narrow so we shunted off the side a little"
"this chick's shunting zone was so smooth i kept falling down a step"
"shit was crazy up in that piece, me and jamal ended up shunting in the stairwell"
"this chick's shunting zone was so smooth i kept falling down a step"
"shit was crazy up in that piece, me and jamal ended up shunting in the stairwell"
by sappedagain August 18, 2009