The almighty Ogre who lives in the ancient Swamps. He flies through our open windows and butt rapes us. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

The Great and all mighty Ogre. The king of onions. Lord of of the Great Swamp. He flies through your window to let you receive his love or his judgement. He will fill you with his onion love cumming from his 20 foot penis. One day he will rid us of those who hate him and his believers with his mighty roar he'll bring us to the Great Swamp.

the hottest thing in the universe

Shrek is HELLA HOT, MY DUDE! Would you smash, I'd for SURE smash that! He is dummy thicc and fine af, just look at his green sexy bald head, and those big manly hands. Mmm yeah.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

Shrek is what I get up in the morning for, shek is love, shrek is life.

A large green ogre. With a donkey friend.