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A green oger type monster featured in the film Shrek and is the main character of the movie. He marries princess fionna and lives with a donkey as well as a cat. Another name for shrek is marianna and is used to insult people.
Shrek is coming!
Omg what a shrek
by werutuku October 26, 2009
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Butt-Ugly English Footballer Wayne Rooney a.k.a Shrek. displayed his superior ball control at the 2006 World Cup ie, stamping on some poor players balls
woa! wayne rooney can really dribble
Yea! well most retards do! and he looks like shrek!
by Tartan Terror July 29, 2006
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he is rumored to have a 20 foot dick and his dick ogre cum tastes like onions, best kisser.
Shrek is a big fairytale
by Whitegirlstarbucks April 12, 2015
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To have multiple ways to avoid a bad situation, but take none of them, allowing the bad situation to occur. As if the intention was to actually have the bad situation occur in the first place.
"What was that guy thinking? He could have avoided jail time if he did a little community service, but he didn't and now he is in jail!"

"Yeah, he totally shrek'd it"
by cleohero September 10, 2012
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Someone who is so fucking ugly, they can only be looked at in the dark.
Holy shit, it's daylight and Shrek is heading this way, run for your fucking lives.
by S. Dogg September 16, 2005
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