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Another way of saying sure, often used by someone disinterested and waiting for something interesting to happen.

Don't recommend actually saying this to someone with a gun.
Guy: Want me to sing the national anthem backwards?
Other Guy: Shoot me.
by toastedroaster May 20, 2016
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A phrase said when one wants death.
Person A: Hey, did you remember that we have a test today?
Person B: Oh God, shoot me now.
by cam.is.cheesy September 19, 2017
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