shminutes 

Like Shmoney, Shminutes is defined as underhand or time for secret activities. A combination of shhhh and minutes.

We only got 15 shminutes so get the job done!

shminutes by Shhhhminutes January 12, 2021

Sminute 

A Measurement of Time used When you don't give a fuck.
Derived From an asshole named Smith

Mother said "Come Take out The Trash."
Smith Says, "Give me a Sminute Bitch."

Sminute by JaredJ June 18, 2009

scrinutes 

Another word for "minutes." Since time is money, a.k.a. scrilla and money is time, "minutes" becomes "scrinutes."

I don't want to listen to another dumb story about your cat. You're wasting my valuable scrinutes!

scrinutes by Brandi N. Brandie December 29, 2008

shmincter 

another word for WEE WEE

i’ll kick you in the shmincter

shmincter by young skittlez February 3, 2020