Shit Like A Dog

When you have to shit so bad that when seated on the toilet, you lift your heals up high off the bathroom floor and rock side to side while pinching a loaf.
Man, that turd hurt my ass so bad; I shit like a dog!!!
by Avionic January 12, 2011
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shit the dog

person 1: Man i had sex with this chick and now my dick hurts
person 2: shit the dog she gave you that shit man
by all in yo ass June 25, 2016
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shit up my dog's ass

An expletive of Canadian origin, specifically southern Ontario. Can be used as an expression of surprise or disbelief.
Whilst playing hockey and/or curling: "Shit up my dog's ass, it's cold!" Alternately, Pierre: "Can you believe the Canadian Olympic hockey team is seeded lower than those lousy commie Ruskies?" Piet: "Shit up my dog's ass!"
by shittinginwindsor March 14, 2008
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Shit a Dog

Phrase used when suprised by some bad news or shocking event.
Tom: "Hey man, hows it going?"

Richie: "Wassup bud, i'm bitchin tar mucker"

Tom: "Woah shit man! watch out for that rollerblading T-Rex!"

Richie: "SHIT A DOG that was close!"
by Bitchinmother March 15, 2010
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shit faced dog

when a dog shits on the floor and eats it and then you have to help it by calling that asshole a vet.
shit faced dog "My dog ate all the shit cakes now i have to get a vet"
by InfernoMoon December 28, 2017
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shitting dog

Joke
A young Native American boy asks his mother,"Momma,why do we Indians have such funny names?"
The mother responds,"It is our custom to name a child for the very first thing a mother sees the moment the child is born. Why do you ask,Shitting Dog?"
The young boy was so named because the first thing his mother saw at the moment of his birth was a shitting dog.
by wolfbait51 May 14, 2011
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shitting dog

the sexual act as the male is laying on his back in the static position while the female is squatting grabbing the males ankles, facing away from his face, and fucking his brains out
literally looks like a dog shitting
"That girl looks like a shitting dog."
by swallow my cockacino February 5, 2009
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