incel 1 : hey man did you see what hones posted on shitpost? That was seriously fucked up.

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by Tronkvis January 7, 2020
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A behavior defined by the predilection of people to shitpost when they are scared of a topic of feeling vulnerable.
Man, Bobby was really onto something there about the nature of love and the internet too bad he fell into elastic shitposting when someone made fun of him.
by Guild the Lily November 8, 2020
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funny short videos that have recently blown up on YouTube
Person 1: did you see that funny shitpost status video about those two africans fighting?

Person 2: yeah it was funny.
by Greymooo_yt November 30, 2020
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Sitting on the toilet while writing a spiteful forum post and then pressing the post button just as you back one out.
There was a certain force and je ne sais quoi to Sam's post, he must have been realtime shitposting.
by Sidney's natural resources August 26, 2019
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The status reached when you upload many short, low-res, usually worthless videos that are presumably meant to be funny to YouTube, sometimes 20 or 30 a day. Pioneered by channels such as Preston Garvey and jjxmb.
I uploaded a ton of videoclips I found in a meme thread on Discord to youtube, so I guess I've reached shitpost status!
by TheRealDiamond02 December 5, 2020
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A form of shitposting where the main premise is philosophical intelligence, or intellectual discussion. Under these guises, the neo-shitpost attempts to create an image of surreal or ironic investment in an otherwise asinine topic. It may or may not build up tension to a point of vividly engaging the reader, and then flip back into a regular shitpost or meme.
"I posted a neo-shitpost last night about how weebs are unfairly treated in western culture due to reciprocation of their consumption, ie spouting occasional Japanese phrases un-ironically and such, compared to western media consumers who may quote their favorite lines from movies and receive no negative attention, and even praise for timing such a line with the current situation faced. An example of this would be talking about the Force from Star Wars."
~ Closet Weaboo attempting to justify his actions
by Mozzarellah January 26, 2017
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r/shitposting is a lie if you came here for your shit kink im sorry but hmu later anyway its a bunch of mentally ill people who like to say cum alot
omg jenny likes r/shitposting i know right? god i wanna just die knowing that
by porneuilus hubert the third August 4, 2021
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