shitpipe warrior

an arse bandit. a queer. one who likes it 'up the chuff'

'what a tit!'
'yeah...hes a right shitpipe warrior!'

by Scott Howarth November 26, 2007

Shitpipe Sheriff

Another reference to fudgepackers, normally used in annoyance at someone or for general banter. An ass assassin.

(in car)

1: 'i thought we were going to the beach?'
2: 'we are, but the Shitpipe Sheriff here forgot his phone so we've gotta go back.'

by BrownTunnelEngineer September 1, 2009

Sling it up ‘er shitpipe

Generally men talking about a double bagger as she passes and whether they would defile her anally.

Jim; “Na I wouldn’t touch that with yours!”

Lee; “Few pints I’d sling it up ‘er shitpipe”

by Jim That’s Him June 23, 2018

shitpipe

an portmanteau of "shit" and "bagpipe"

Y'all hearing the shitpipe

by mjrickroller August 2, 2021

Shitpipe

Shitpipe is The proper terminology for a gay man's Kum receptacle found sticking vertical uncapped at a construction site!. There are typically well known location for donkey holes to linger around. They must sit down and go up and down until it's assume explodes then becomes Foreman of Jizzlers.

The foreman told the donkeyhole to go sit on the shitpipe and get himself off!

by Donkey_Minimus July 21, 2017