Shit Whip 

Verb. Near-instantaneous face plant. When someone face plants extremely hard and fast. Term coined by Rob Dyrdek on the show Ridiculousness (first appearance: Season 1, Episode 11 "Biker Fox")

"Did you see Tim ride his bike hard into that curb? It was a total shit whip!"

Shit Whip by FreakyPickle April 21, 2013

Shit-Whip 

Shit whipped, shit whippin' or shit whip: To throw something as hard as possible or something moving at a high rate of speed - common phrase in rural New England

Hey, did you see Johnny shit-whip that fucking fridge across the garage the other night.

Or: The neighbor came shit whipping out of his yard last night midnight drunk as fuckin shit.

Shit-Whip by jwalk207 June 6, 2024

Whip shit

Whip shit is like bringing down the house

Yo that penis is whip shit

Whip shit by Meme broski April 17, 2022

Whip Cream On Dog Shit

When something good happens, but the negatives already far outweigh anything positive. The positive is small and of little importance when compared to the negative.

Two men on a golf course:

Jim: (on the 18th hole) Great putt, Mike.

Mike: (after a terrible round of golf) Ah, Whip Cream on Dog Shit.

Whip Cream On Dog Shit by Russessabagina December 20, 2009

Shit whipped 

The act of falling in such a way that you get instant whiplash on your way down and your face surges forward to meet the ground.

Robert fell of of his skateboard while grinding and got Shit whipped.

Shit whipped by Serothrine da HU fan December 2, 2011

Shit whipped 

Occurs when the tail-end of a substantial turd (i.e. a turd the size of a zucchini or larger) whips the back of your balls while you're sitting on the can.

Generally, the physics of a shit whip require that the head of the turd first makes contact with the bottom of the bowl, thus providing the turd with the necessary leverage to allow for a slow, frontward collapse. If the cosmos are aligned just right, the motion will carry the tail-end of the turd forward and it will whip the back of your balls on the way down.

"Dude, I just got shit whipped."

Shit whipped by nngaaaman January 21, 2009

Shit whipped 

When you try to bail out off a moving object (usually a skateboard), but somehow it lands under you and causes an instantaneous banana peel effect resulting in your head acting like the end of a whip against the ground. This often results in blacking out, blood, and feeling like complete shit.

John fell off the oververt and was shit whipped back into the bowl.

Shit whipped by jjfyer June 2, 2016