Shit Paper
What you use to remove feces from your ass. Sometimes newspaper, napkins, and paper towls. Never magazine pages, too slick.
See Also: Corn Cob
See Also: Corn Cob
Shit Paper by BillyGoat November 15, 2002
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Shit Paper
A colloquial term for the flimsy, nigh see-through, but yet sandpapery tissue in most businesses that is intended for wiping one's ass. This paper usually falls apart upon contact with shit and becomes soggy, while still punishing your hole with 100 grit dingleberries.
The shit paper at work sucks! Not only is my ass still covered in shit, but I feel like I wiped with a lava rock!
Shit Paper by Jackieboy17 July 11, 2017
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Shit Paper
A colloquial term for the flimsy, nigh see-through, but yet sandpapery tissue in most businesses that is intended for wiping one's ass. This paper usually falls apart upon contact with shit and becomes soggy, while still punishing your hole with 100 grit dingleberries.
The shit paper at work sucks! Not only is my ass still covered in shit, but I feel like I wiped with a lava rock!
Shit Paper by Jackieboy17 July 12, 2017
shit paper shield
noun. barrier a person, usually suffering from some level of OCD, erects between their bare ass before being seated to drop the kids off at the pool (take a shit). usually construced with toilet paper unless the seat wrappers are provided.
shit paper shield by DaStalka June 3, 2010
Shit Paper Soccer
When you dip a roll of toilet paper in diesel, light it on fire and kick it around like a soccer ball.
Oi mate we playing some shit paper soccer tonight?
Yeah cunt, you bring the shit paper I'll bring the diesel.
Yeah cunt, you bring the shit paper I'll bring the diesel.
Shit Paper Soccer by Awesom0h4000 June 3, 2020
oh-shit paper
oh-shit paper by Yoni zabari February 20, 2007
oh shit im out of toilet paper
1.That critical moment when you are taking a dump and you realize that you'll be wiping your ass with a sock, since the facilities you have entered, cannot supply a substantial amount of toilet paper for your needs.
2.Commonly used phrase in a minority neighborhood.
2.Commonly used phrase in a minority neighborhood.
Owen cried out in agony: "oh shit im out of toilet paper", after he finished his business in some random guy's house.
oh shit im out of toilet paper by Djw14 April 2, 2011
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