Shit Minute

As time moves faster while shitting, a shit minute will usually last around 3 regular minutes.

Tyler: Want to play Warzone?
Brad: Yeah just give me a couple shit minutes

Shit Minute by ItsNorth April 11, 2020

13 minute shit

when a kid goes to the bathroom with his headphoneson and staysay in there for 13 minutes you think he's doing a little bit more then pooping

So a kid went to the bathroom with his phone and headphone and you can hear just a little bit clap clap clap and you wonder what it is hmm phone headphones and had been in there for 13 minutes he must be jacking off . parents it's normal and it's called 13 minute shit so get used to it

13 minute shit by Bathroomjokes101 September 22, 2016

30 minute shit 

When your friend says they are going to take a "crap" and come back thirty minutes later because instead of just taking a crap they jacked off and used taking a shit as an alibi.

guy:yo guys.. im gunna.. uhh.. take a crap ill be back.
guy2:wow dude hes pullin a 30 minute shit.

30 minutes later...

guy:back
guy2:wow finally you stopped wackin' off

30 minute shit by DxC-p00n June 3, 2008

Shit a minute

Holy shit hold the fucking phone

Woa woa woa, shit a minute guys!

Shit a minute by Bootynibba May 30, 2019

flash-minute-shit 

when you're able to take a dump in under 60 seconds clean and wiped out the door.

bob: hey man i thought you said you're gonna miss the bus?

rob: nah man i ripped a "flash-minute-shit" before she got around to my house.

bob:....respect....

flash-minute-shit by kingofalldacake September 20, 2012

Bake that shit for a minute! 

What Simplynailogical or Cristine with no H or Cristine the Science Queen says when she puts her finger in her mysterious alien pod of secrets. Shh! This is holosexually confidential. 😜

Bake that shit for a minute!

Bake that shit for a minute! by Simplyfailogical March 17, 2020

minute to shit it 

The amount of time it takes you to get rid of the old style and get in with the new style, probably because your ass is broke.

Yeah, I know, but I'm gonna need a minute to shit it

minute to shit it by earcher5 April 2, 2011