by Bootynibba May 31, 2019
when a kid goes to the bathroom with his headphoneson and staysay in there for 13 minutes you think he's doing a little bit more then pooping
So a kid went to the bathroom with his phone and headphone and you can hear just a little bit clap clap clap and you wonder what it is hmm phone headphones and had been in there for 13 minutes he must be jacking off . parents it's normal and it's called 13 minute shit so get used to it
by Bathroomjokes101 September 23, 2016
What Simplynailogical or Cristine with no H or Cristine the Science Queen says when she puts her finger in her mysterious alien pod of secrets. Shh! This is holosexually confidential. 😜
by Simplyfailogical March 17, 2020
When your friend says they are going to take a "crap" and come back thirty minutes later because instead of just taking a crap they jacked off and used taking a shit as an alibi.
guy:yo guys.. im gunna.. uhh.. take a crap ill be back.
guy2:wow dude hes pullin a 30 minute shit.
30 minutes later...
guy:back
guy2:wow finally you stopped wackin' off
guy2:wow dude hes pullin a 30 minute shit.
30 minutes later...
guy:back
guy2:wow finally you stopped wackin' off
by DxC-p00n June 03, 2008
by ItsNorth April 11, 2020
bob: hey man i thought you said you're gonna miss the bus?
rob: nah man i ripped a "flash-minute-shit" before she got around to my house.
bob:....respect....
rob: nah man i ripped a "flash-minute-shit" before she got around to my house.
bob:....respect....
by kingofalldacake September 20, 2012