Shinebox Productions
A great handsome man with the biggest schlong known to mankind. This specimen's habitat is located in a 50's nostalgic enviroment with Chuck Berry and Ritchie Valens and Buddy Holly Rockabilly music blasting through his house. A predator to many specimens. On the daily Shinebox Productions likes to spend his time making fine love to young women so much that they end up dying of a heart attack on how great the sexual intercourse was, that sadly is the only sad downside to this great specimen. This specimen is also the owner of the youtube channel called Shinebox Productions who produces badass content all the time, and he also has the power to manipulate people to go home and get their fucking shinebox through the two wiseguy gods Frank Vincent and Joe Pesci.
Becky: Omg Christine died last night!
Sharon: How did she die?
Becky: i live right next to this sexy handsome Smokey guy and i saw them fucking upstairs through the window! With some 50s song lovey doo crap play and i swear, Christine moaned so loud she broke all the windows of the house and the whole neighborhood and she ended up dying! But I do have to say that man is probably Shinebox Productions
Sharon: wow his italian sausage must so good to die for. Tell me more!
Becky: Well anyways after christine died, christine's boyfriend came blasting through the door and caught Shinebox Productions in bed with the dead Christine. Christine's boyfriend had a gun and he aimed it at Shinebox and he was about to pull the trigger till Shinebox said "Go home and get your fuckin shinebox!" and he suddenly turned around and I think he tried to head towards the door, but it was not worth tryin because I saw Shinebox pull out a snub nosed revolver and painted the whole room with his blood! I think after the incident I heard Shinebox say "You Motherfucker You!"
Sharon: How did she die?
Becky: i live right next to this sexy handsome Smokey guy and i saw them fucking upstairs through the window! With some 50s song lovey doo crap play and i swear, Christine moaned so loud she broke all the windows of the house and the whole neighborhood and she ended up dying! But I do have to say that man is probably Shinebox Productions
Sharon: wow his italian sausage must so good to die for. Tell me more!
Becky: Well anyways after christine died, christine's boyfriend came blasting through the door and caught Shinebox Productions in bed with the dead Christine. Christine's boyfriend had a gun and he aimed it at Shinebox and he was about to pull the trigger till Shinebox said "Go home and get your fuckin shinebox!" and he suddenly turned around and I think he tried to head towards the door, but it was not worth tryin because I saw Shinebox pull out a snub nosed revolver and painted the whole room with his blood! I think after the incident I heard Shinebox say "You Motherfucker You!"
Shinebox Productions by The Wandering Wop May 27, 2019
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