Shepards Pie

A girl who wipes back to front and leaves crusties (feces and toilet paper)on her menstruating vagina. Abbreviation: Shep

I ate some Shepards Pie last night and it was good.

by Lincoln McPhersen October 17, 2004

shepards pie

The act of vomiting in ones anus, and then proceeding to eat it out.

yo dude, i heard your mom makes a great shepards pie!

by Michael Alexander Berges Stewa December 10, 2011

Shepards pie

A tasty dish made with Meat, (usually hamburger) and veggies in a sauce, topped with garlic mashed potatoes and cheddar cheese. I love when my mom makes shepards pie!

(copied from a real im!)
Brynn: i get shepards pie tonight!
Amber: Ooh! Fun!
Amber: that stuff was good. =P
Brynn: you had it here?
Brynn: i though only jamie had it here
Amber: No, I had it like 3 times.
Brynn: here?
Amber: At yo house...

by Band is great! Sports suck! June 16, 2008

Shepard's Pie

When a man defecates in a womans mouth and then ejaculates all over her face.

I just took a huge dump in Susans mouth and then I came all over her face. She sure loves Shepard's Pie!

by Zipper_Mask September 27, 2010

Shepard's pie

The act of inserting a Speculum in a females anus. Pour a bag of frozen veggies down into it. Remove Speculum. Then have several men fuck her in the anus, each cumming inside. Once complete, proceed to have her evacuate the contents into a sauce pan. Heat and serve. Serves a party of four.

I'm full from the Shepard's pie your sister served me and the fellas tonight.

by MzSwishSweet June 01, 2023

Shepards pie

The act of taking a shit on a girls chest then blowing your load on top of the shit.

Man: babe you want shepards pie tonight?

Woman: yeah baby!

by SlickRick1234 July 17, 2013

Shepards Pie without the Mash

The aftermath of what you believed to be a humble fart.

1. Peter thought he was clever performing a one cheek bench sneak but didn't feel so fucking clever when he realised he had Shepards Pie without the Mash in his pants.

2. "That fart sounded wet" Steve announced during the Sermon
"Feels wet actually Steve" replied the Vicar, "I do believe I have Shepards Pie without the Mash in my underwear, please excuse me while I clean this shit up"

3. Deidre suddenly became withdrawn & pale. It was clearly obvious she had Shepards Pie without the Mash in her knickers.

4. Dave let out a thunderous bottom belch and grinned insanely, "Shepards Pie without the Mash" he exclaimed

by The Real Mark Hunt November 06, 2010