Shank

An untidy person, untidy car, untidy house. etc. Wearing untidy clothes multiple day's in a row.

Look at that shank ass!!

by Stralfazz March 4, 2007

Shank

Shank comes from 2 words joined together, creating a sick fetish type act.

When one SHits in his hand and wANKs = SHANK.

Could possibly mean they are homosexual.

Im not just having a wank, Im having a shank!

Hey man, I ran outta lube. Thats ok you can always shit in your hand and wank or have a "shank" if you like.

by wrys April 29, 2009

Shank

Slang for stabbing
Commonly used among chavs and roadmen

I'll shank him bruv- angry chav or roadman

by British slang translator April 14, 2020

Shank

The slang word for stab commonly used by chavs or roadmen.

I'll shank you bruv.-chav/roadman

by British slang translator April 14, 2020

shank

shank when properly applied, can be used as a replacement for any previously known swear words, including all 9 sailor words

I'm gonna shank you up mother shanker!
Hey lets go behind jubilee and shank all night long.

by schmiddynick February 13, 2007

Shank

This is the act of having a raging wank whilst in the shower.

It is done to be able to fit more activities into the day by combining two activties into one without having to go through the hassle of cleaning up after a wank.

Joan: whats up with you today, normally you very angry and tense?
Colin: well i've adopted this new programme into my life called shanking which applies a wank in the same time as i shower killing two birds with one stone and without the effort of not having to clean up after my intense wanking.

by Super Queef October 20, 2009

shank

Like how you can shank corn, by peeling the outer layer off.

But a guy can also shank.

He can shank himself or a girl....

You name it.

Yo, did you hear about how chuck shanked Amanda so hard last night at the party.

-or-

Person1: you suck
Person2: you swallow
Person1: you choke
Person2: you shank
Everyone else: ohhhhhhhhhh

by brown_eyed_girl_1769 April 4, 2016