Shanghai Noodle

When a man sticks his index and middle fingers through his fly, then has a girl have sex with it as if it was his schlong.

Girl: Hey do you have two penises?
Guy: No, i'm just doing a Shanghai Noodle

Shanghai Noodle by Dogfucker98 October 26, 2010

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Shanghai noodle

When a male unzips his pants fly and sticks his hand in his pants letting two fingers stick out of his fly. A female then lowers her vagina on the males fingers and together they move up and down stimulating the females vagina. (This may also be done between two girls, or a with a man being stimulated through his asshole. Usually referred to as other names like for a homosexual couple "Chocolate pronging")

Dude, did you Shanghai noodle that girl last night?

Shanghai noodle by ButtseckPanther October 26, 2010

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Shanghai Noodle

A woman’s vagina

If your going to stick your wing dang doodle, in her Shanghai Noodle, your going to have to pay-!

Shanghai Noodle by shortCUT207 February 7, 2025

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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