Shane Bang

Youtube star whos counterpart is Mossy Rock (real name not given).

He grew up living in the slums of New York, New York. In order to get money for food and his constantly breaking glasses, he was forced to sell pens that he finds on the debris covered streets of New York. Whilst doing this he found an admiration towards creating cadences with his pens and drastically improved; later becoming a "drummer of pens" and showed his talents to many people for bragging purposes. However him bragging about his talent was proven to be bittersweet.

A circus leader found out about Shane Bang's talent and kidnapped him, in hopes of creating great revenue by showcasing Shane Bang's unconventional talent. While touring down to Washington with the circus crew, his best friend Mossy Rock (real name not given) was able to set Shane Bang free, allowing him to escape from the cruelties of the circus.

Shane Bang now resides within a private location posting Youtube videos showcasing his talents for the audience to enjoy.

guy 1: Dude did you check out Shane Bang's youtube channel, 73368?? its pretty tight!
guy 2: no.
guy 1: Fuck you.
guy 2: no.

Shane Bang by thePricklyPear January 3, 2012

Shane Bang

Asian teenager known on Youtube for making beats with pens or pencils.

Person 1: *taps pen on the table
Person 2: "Stop it! You're not Shane Bang!"

Shane Bang by wellhellooothere January 10, 2011

Shane-banging 

The act of publicly fingering a girl on the dance floor

"I Shane-banged that blackapotomous at the bar last night, bro."

"Shane-banging is the only way to show a bitch who's boss."

Shane-banging by Blackapotomous January 1, 2013

Shang bang 

(1) The result of gate crashing a "shindig";
(2) Small to medium majorly drunken get together (mainly goon and cheap beer) before going out somewhere expensive because no one has money to buy real drinks;
(3) The revival of a shit party which no longer deserves the title of "party" after being shit but has SOMEHOW got good again so is a "Shang bang"; or
(4) Anything you want it to be

Detroit's having a Shang Bang in the dungeon! BYO bitches!

Shang bang by Shirl May 10, 2007

Shame bang 

when you take one for the team like when your friend says that he needs a wingman and then you all the sudden think your watching an episode of my 600 pound life

Todd woke up and realized he shame banged Gina.

Shame bang by Livenearparliment June 13, 2023

shangbang

An orgy involving Asian prostitutes exclusively.

I'm telling you, the Japanese really know how to party.
They pulled a Shangbang for the 72nd anniversary of their occupation of North China with more than 500 local Chinese hoes in a Zuhai Hotel, September 16 through 18, 2003.

Kato-San, did you tried all the hoes at the shangbang, or just concentrated exclusively on the fat one? You really liked to jello-pudding that big ho, didn't you?

When I die, I want go to "a shangbang"...

shangbang by Dan The Rod Leroux September 8, 2006

shanabang 

spoiled brat with small tits. can be seen in alley ways smoking crack- cocaine and talking to herself. interested in athletes (hockey/ bball players) or the rest of the male population. possibly has a child, and/ or a husband in columbia who supplies her drugs.

shanabang: "hey guys im going on a trip for 2 months!"
(this really means: " hey guys i will be in rehab for the next 2 months!")

shanabang: "hey daddy what does having a job mean? can i have 1 million dollars and a sparkling pink pony?!"

shanabang by xxxkam March 4, 2011