by CreepyUncleNateBoboLil Eshesh May 13, 2015
Bruce Shaffer is a handsome big guy he is really tall and strong. He loves to play video games and basketball. He has brown eyes and brown hair
by TheBestThereEverWas89 April 4, 2018
a poser who thinks she's the most legit person ever. she copies everybody because she doesn't know who her true self is. she dyes her hair periodically because she thinks its makes her cool. she is the fakest bitch on the face of the planet.
by christoferdrew2 July 6, 2010
A god loving citizen, who loves hot air ballon rides and tabby cats. This man is one with Jesus Christ and has never commited a sin. On weekends he volunteers at a soup kitchen and plays dominos with senior citizens. He prefers christen rock, and you will occasionally see him rocking out to Boy George in his yellow VW Bug. He is a closet homosexual, but will never admit it because he is a chirsten.
by jessZILLA August 8, 2009
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A meanie butthole who will try to control your life and act "depressed" and has sex with fat red heads. Do not date a jake ladies or gentlemen
by Lindyt33 November 16, 2018
A mental meltdown of epic proportions. Usually associated with otherwise extremely successful business managers/owners. Characterized by blaming others for self-inflicted pain caused by poor planning.
A manager shows up to work in the morning to find all his employees have quit and has to calm a pissed off client. Later that day finds he has no plan to fix his problems, and proceeds to blame the distict manager for his problems while assuming the fetal position and murmuring for his mother. This individual would be said to have experienced A Shaffer Meltdown.
by chillaxin-mo April 21, 2012