Sexual Potato 

Someone who doesnt participate during sex. they just lay there and make the other person do all the work.

girl1:"my boyfriend is such a sexual potato! i have truly learned how to ride!!"

girl2:"ha! sucks for you!"

Sexual Potato by sexualninjaofLH April 8, 2007

sexual potato 

Definition 1 : A potato used as a "play toy" by a randy male.

Definition 2 : A expression used to describe someone really hot. or something dirrrrty you did.

Example 1 :

man takes large potato.
man microwaves large potato for 10mins full heat.
man sticks his dick in potato
man's dick burns off because any idiot knows a potato reaches 110degrees.
man is now a unic.

Example 2 :

"did you get with that guy last night?"
"yeah hes such a sexual potato!"

"what ya get up to?"
"a whole load of sexual potatoes!"

sexual potato by sazmoola November 30, 2011

Sexual Potato 

Randon statment shouted/written to express...randomnes....

basically something just jammed into conversations to fill in the gaps

Person Alpha: And so that pretty much means that she is ugly
Person Beta: SEXUAL POTATOES!
Person Alpha: WTF?

Sexual Potato by Hobbert July 4, 2006

potato-sexual

Loving only those with a personality that matches yours and who treat you respect. Also, they have to be a potato or it doesn’t count.

Girl 1: Hey, I found the perfect potato, he’s so romantic and treats me well.
Girl 2: I didn’t know you were potato-sexual too!

potato-sexual by Skysa March 15, 2018