To wear several conspicuously expensive items of clothing, especially "signature" identifiable items such as Burberry camel plaid or "return to Tiffany" pendants. Named for Chicago newscaster who pioneered the phenomenon.
An awesome person. someone who's smile will make your day amazing, no matter how bad it was. great sense of humor, amazingly talented, and smart. usually hot too. a very unique person, but deep down inside, there's a hidden crazy personality. sometimes schizophrenic.
wow, that girl i met at the party last night was amazing! definitely a sepinod.
A Sneaky Indian except for the fact that the Sneaky Indian giver must paint their entire body (including penis and scrotum) half Garnet and half gold. The giver must also be holding a spear and sing battle cries throughout intercourse.
Tw(blackness):i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
disclaimer: i did not make this
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.