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Senator Armstrong 

THE most based individual of all. Has good goals like ending war and the military-industrial complex, and believes in people being able to choose their own destiny, while also experimenting on children and using war as a business to end war as a business at the same time.
Regretful Voter #573792: Man, I wish I voted for Senator Armstrong rather than two senile old men
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Senator Armstrong 

U.S. Sen. Steven Armstrong, the most based politician to ever live. He played college ball at the University of Texas, not some cushy Ivy League school, and he could've gone pro had he not joined the navy. He isn't one of those beltway pansies; he could break the president in two with his bare hands. Don't fuck with this senator!
Senator Armstrong is fuckin' based.

Senator Armstrong 

Gigachad. He wins against your dad
Dad: *sees Senator Armstrong* We're fucked
Also Dad:* dies*

senator armstrong 

Senator Armstrong is basically the embodiment of the Trump personality. In case you do not know what I am talking about, he is not racist but he does dislike some people that are not white American. He likely does not care for others' needs and wants especially poor people. He is somewhat cocky but does not go far enough to build a wall. He makes decisions that benefit him and if piss him off too much and he might go full out 200% American on your candy ass.
I wouldn't elect Senator Armstrong even if I was paid too.
senator armstrong by fuckaduck2003 December 28, 2016

Senator Steven Armstrong 

Senator Armstrong is a senator that has nanomachines that could've gone pro if he didn't join the navy.
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
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