Senator Armstrong

THE most based individual of all. Has good goals like ending war and the military-industrial complex, and believes in people being able to choose their own destiny, while also experimenting on children and using war as a business to end war as a business at the same time.

Regretful Voter #573792: Man, I wish I voted for Senator Armstrong rather than two senile old men

Senator Armstrong by Tax Evasion & Fraud March 29, 2022

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Senator Armstrong

U.S. Sen. Steven Armstrong, the most based politician to ever live. He played college ball at the University of Texas, not some cushy Ivy League school, and he could've gone pro had he not joined the navy. He isn't one of those beltway pansies; he could break the president in two with his bare hands. Don't fuck with this senator!

Senator Armstrong is fuckin' based.

Senator Armstrong by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE July 20, 2022

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Senator Armstrong

Gigachad. He wins against your dad

Dad: *sees Senator Armstrong* We're fucked
Also Dad:* dies*

Senator Armstrong by Senetor Armstrong(gigachad) May 11, 2022

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Senator Armstrong is basically the embodiment of the Trump personality. In case you do not know what I am talking about, he is not racist but he does dislike some people that are not white American. He likely does not care for others' needs and wants especially poor people. He is somewhat cocky but does not go far enough to build a wall. He makes decisions that benefit him and if piss him off too much and he might go full out 200% American on your candy ass.

I wouldn't elect Senator Armstrong even if I was paid too.

senator armstrong by fuckaduck2003 December 28, 2016

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Senator Steven Armstrong

Senator Armstrong is a senator that has nanomachines that could've gone pro if he didn't join the navy.

Senator Steven Armstrong is sexy

Senator Steven Armstrong by sexymf99 July 3, 2022

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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