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Selling tickets 

1) To tell lies, fabricate story, or express untruths

2) A shorter form of phrase to sell "woof" tickets, just with "woof" removen from phrase. This shorter form of the phrase is native to the Northern California's Bay Area.
Jack: Yeah dude, I was just chilling with some fine bitties last night

Joe: Come on bro, I saw you at Jack in the Box with your boys.....you're selling tickets son..

Jack: Aight bro I admit it, I was giving them out for free there, hahahah

Joe: Hahahahaha

Description of Situation: Joe called Jack out for lying and Jack admitted to lying
Selling tickets by VKNY April 17, 2008
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selling tickets 

a person, more than likely female, that is constantly trying to have sex with random people at all times. preferably in bunches, such as an orgy.

synonym of ''running a train''.
as an on-looker; ''damn that hoe lookin' fine..high heals, mini skirts, lookin sexy..i bet she' sellin' tickets"

as the female; "boy you know i need the dick by the plenty, im selling tickets"
selling tickets by chip chocolate November 12, 2010

Selling wolf tickets 

Talkin s***. Writing checks your ass can't cash?!
Are you going to show me a fade or are you just selling wolf tickets?

selling wolf tickets 

Telling big liess, like in " The Three Little Pigs " ! The wolf said that he would blow a brick house down, and nothing happened.
Are you kidding me ? He was just selling wolf tickets about his accomplishments!

sellin tickets 

When someone tells you they will do something, but end up not doing it. Also known as "front row tickets" or "front row boys."
"Did Julie ever come through last night?"
"No, she was sellin tickets"

"You promise you're gonna come with me tomorrow?"
"Yea, for sure."
"Alright, don't be sellin me no tickets."
sellin tickets by Nic1708 October 27, 2007

sellin tickets 

The act of trying to pick up girls when out on the town.

Used because the act of talking to unknown females more often than not looks like you are trying to sell them raffle tickets. Also the chances of taking one of them home are about the same as winning said raffle.
Dunco:"Man, I saw you sellin tickets last night! How'd you go?"
Red:"No winners man"
sellin tickets by Dunco October 24, 2005

sellin wolf tickets

the act of someone talking like they are going to do something about or to someone or something, and everybody around them know they are not about to do anything.
"i'm bout to whoop yo a$$".{but i just got beat down yesterday}thats sellin wolf tickets
sellin wolf tickets by kristinat September 30, 2007
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