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I can see the light 

*Officer down*
Cop 1: don't you die on me!
Cop 2:I can see the light....*dead*
Cop 1:NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I can see the light by Cellboy14 September 15, 2018

in the light, which I see

Something an Ars from Bat-Yam would probably swear in, to prove his innocence.
from Hebrew.
"I didn't do it. I swear to you in the light, which I see".

See The Northern Lights 

Lighting your farts on fire. Inspired by Terrance and Philip from the South Park movie.
Terrance: Want to see the Northern Lights?
Philip: (lights fart with match and is engulfed in flames).
Terrance: You burned yourself to death by lighting your farts! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!