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Scrotum Pole 

penis, cock, anything phallic, penile
boys have scrotum poles and girls have vaginas
Scrotum Pole by FreaKnFurter November 16, 2005

Scrotum Pole 

Remarkably tall man with a persnality of a ball sack
That unusually lanky chap over there just clobbered that old lady over the loaf of bread with her own hand bag! What a Scrotum Pole
Scrotum Pole by Mace419 January 22, 2011

scrotum pole 

In the rare event of one or more males forming a makeshift "totem pole" by sitting on eachnother's shoulders it can be described as a scrotum pole.
Joe couldn't see at the concert last night - he ended up riding one of his friend's shoulders in a veritable scrotum pole.
scrotum pole by Viifog June 4, 2007

scrotum pole 

the pulsating erect state of a collasal penis
Wow! Look at that scrotum pole! As I always say," Save a horse, ride a cowboy." Guess Im havin me one tonight.

scrotum pole 

A term used to refer to the 'peentis' -- the other definition of this word is obviously incorrect and/or queer.
scrotum pole by Chris P. Johnson December 22, 2003

Scrotum Pole 

Tote your scrotums wherever you totem.
"Dude, like 25 beast-like plumbers with butt-crack-itis just totally did a magical Indian rain dance around my filthy rug-burnt scrotum pole!"
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