A derogatory term for an ill-mannered child with a scooter at a skate park. Their parents usually take them to skate parks under the impression that it's a playground, when in fact it is a very dangerous place for a small and unexperienced child. A scooter kid has no grasp of the unwritten rules of not being an ass at the skatepark. They regularly cut in front of people (aka snaking) and as a result, they will accidentally get hit by a skater, causing the scooter kid and the skater to fall and get hurt. Scooter kids never admit that they are in the wrong, and they are widely regarded to be a skatepark plague.
Scooter Kid: Why would you hit me? You're so meeeaaan! (Sobs)
by K A S I A May 27, 2019
by chickenpie747 June 18, 2019
Little kids that buy vans footwear to ride a scooter at parks and streets, and do dozens of tricks that are the same thing with a different name. (They are known to say "I do scooter tricks")
by MittensMemer May 20, 2015
“Did you hear about the scooter kid that was ran over by a suspect fleeing a bank robbery at high speed on a skateboard?”
“Yes, I did. It was his clearly the scooter kid’s fault.”
“Yes, I did. It was his clearly the scooter kid’s fault.”
by Wardaddy Kang February 15, 2022
A (usually) young "skater" that can't skate at a real skate park using a real skateboard, so they use a razor scooter instead. Cases like this happen because their parents won't buy them a "super cool skateboard for their 7th birthday." Scooter kids are hated all over the skating community. They get in the way of real skaters' tricks, ranging from 2 inch grinds to pop shuvits. They stand in the way and then complain when they get run over and go mouth off to their mommy like the babies they are. No one likes the scooter kid. Don't be the scooter kid.
Skater: *Pushes off and is about to do a grind to ollie 180 landing*
Scooter kid: "OH MOM LOOK A PENNYBOARD WHOS IS IT CAN I HAVE ONE?"
Skater: "Look out you retard!"
Skater: *Crashes into scooter kid*
Scooter kid: *Cry* "Mom get the dinosaur bandaids pls. NOW mom NOW."
Scooter kid's mom: "I should have gotten him a skateboard... or an abortion."
Scooter kid: "OH MOM LOOK A PENNYBOARD WHOS IS IT CAN I HAVE ONE?"
Skater: "Look out you retard!"
Skater: *Crashes into scooter kid*
Scooter kid: *Cry* "Mom get the dinosaur bandaids pls. NOW mom NOW."
Scooter kid's mom: "I should have gotten him a skateboard... or an abortion."
by Skaterguyhatesscooterkids March 24, 2014
by Sterlinthius April 19, 2020
by AlexPoni April 7, 2020