Scone

When someone needs a big fat juicy poop in a public place and they know that they'll take a long time on the toilet
Pronounced: SK-OWN

Noah: Hey man, I'll be back in a while.
John: Where are you going?
Noah: My stomach is really hurting, I've got to go for a scone!
John: Okay, take your time man.

by RacoonMan012 August 14, 2023

Scone

A hard cookie.

Me: This cookie is too soft :O
Person: Have a scone
Me: Whats a scone
Person: A hard cookie

by Hercules girl June 26, 2019

scone

dead posh fuckers who go to grammar school pronounce it like this instead of scon

oh ya! jolly good old sport, how was the cricket? pass me a scone why don’t you? top hat dear fellow! ya!

by yourcreatureofthedark March 2, 2019

scone box

A semi-British term, for ones cranium

Ouch Charlie, you hit scone box!

by Chocolate thunda June 21, 2017

scone app the feet

The French way of saying: "Hope you enjoy"

*In a restaurant*
Waiter: Scone app the feet
Moron: Don't you mean "boney African feet"?
Waiter: Bruh

by That one sock under your bed December 28, 2017

Rooster Scone

When a Rooster (cult member from southern Illinois) becomes a scone. These are highly trained men in many aspects and you should be on high alert when around one. These soldiers are excessively well in consuming alcohol, gambling, stealing women, smoking anything that burns, and are highly trained experts in hand to hand combat as well as firearm combat. Also major dickheads. Just not the person you want to test, absolute TOP G's all around.

Man we just ran into a group of Rooster Scone's and they were smoking marb reds and had 6 blondes with them. What a group a badass men. I sure wouldn't mess with them.

by dirtymoney93 September 16, 2022

scone eatting

noun

its when you are eatting a scone

"i'm doing the scone eatting carly, do you want to join us?"

by asldkjflkadjlfkadsjfl dajliwe9 November 17, 2017