The adjective that describes someone whose schlong is longer than someone else. Can also be used to describe one with a very large schlong, one that is likely to be longer than many other schlongs.
I'm schlonger than you mate, get over it.
NOT:
His dick was so much schlonger than my boyfriend's!
-the idea that we are talking about his schlong is within the word 'schlonger'. You do not need to say 'dick' As well, if you do not put 'sch' before 'longer' in that sentence, it would be functional.
NOT:
His dick was so much schlonger than my boyfriend's!
-the idea that we are talking about his schlong is within the word 'schlonger'. You do not need to say 'dick' As well, if you do not put 'sch' before 'longer' in that sentence, it would be functional.
by Schlong Longshire February 11, 2009
The term for a penis so large that anyone who sees it turns to stone due to sheer jealousy. It is said that a man many years ago possessed the infamous "Schlonger" but used it's power for evil, forcing a valiant warrior to slice the penis clean off and hide it so that no one else would get jealous of the massive meat stick. The current location of the Schlonger is unknown.
Jerry: "Have you heard the legend of the Schlonger?"
Bill: "It's not a legend. Look at my huge penis!"
Jerry: "..."
Bill: "Jerry? Jerry?! Crap, he's turned to stone. Shouldn't have abused my schlonger."
Bill: "It's not a legend. Look at my huge penis!"
Jerry: "..."
Bill: "Jerry? Jerry?! Crap, he's turned to stone. Shouldn't have abused my schlonger."
by Voltron22 August 6, 2012
A schlonger is a very large long masculine penis
Only for males (duh)
Used by people to describe to a girl they have a (big one)
Only for males (duh)
Used by people to describe to a girl they have a (big one)
Dante- I gave dat gal my schlonger bruv
Jakob- yessss blud same here g dat galdem sucked on dat schlonger like a ice pop
Jakob- yessss blud same here g dat galdem sucked on dat schlonger like a ice pop
by HeeHeeyeahman November 11, 2019
You weren't saying ewe when your schlonger was in my mouth! Now shut it and let me call you sexy pants.
by cladnin October 23, 2008
a schlong
You weren't saying ewe when your schlonger was in my mouth! Now shut it and let me call you sexy pants.
by crabnin October 23, 2008
Someone who likes to whip out their penis or schlong a lot of the time to either impress or disgust everyone around
Guy 1: *Whips out his penis*
Guy 2:"Oh dude he's such a schlonger man that's gross"
Guy 1: "You're just jealous of my schlonger skills"
Guy 2:"Oh dude he's such a schlonger man that's gross"
Guy 1: "You're just jealous of my schlonger skills"
by Flagellah February 19, 2015
by The Shlinged of the Schlong August 26, 2019