The act of avoiding someone and/or thing, by means of causing a disturbance or bringing discomfort to those in your way, to reach a desired goal that may or may not bring satisfaction to the performer.
Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".
Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".
Following my awkward sexual experience with a dirty slut last night, I saw said slut at McDonald's the next morning. To avoid being seen, I quickly used the Von Schlieffen Plan by strangling a kitten and throwing it at the cashier, giving me the chance to run out the back door.
by Das Ginge December 13, 2011
by tech deck October 26, 2017
by Dipipupipipip May 25, 2023
(verb) "to schlieffen" to attempt to enter into someplace or something, such as a room or a bodily orifice, without warning and unnoticed until the last minute
(noun) "a schlieffening" an attempted entrance into a place or thing, such as a room or bodily orifice, without warning and unnoticed until the last minute
Etymology: from the German Army's battle plan for World War I, the "Schlieffen Plan," characterized as a "massive, unexpected, and successful surprise attack."
(noun) "a schlieffening" an attempted entrance into a place or thing, such as a room or bodily orifice, without warning and unnoticed until the last minute
Etymology: from the German Army's battle plan for World War I, the "Schlieffen Plan," characterized as a "massive, unexpected, and successful surprise attack."
Richard: "Last night I schlieffened my wang into Rachel's ass, and once the initial surprise was over, I think she thoroughly enjoyed it."
Hank: "Did you hear how Richard executed a successful anal schlieffen with his girlfriend? It inspires me to try one myself!"
Homer: "I was late for class, so I schlieffened into the room while Mr. Jones' back was turned, but alas, I was caught."
Hank: "Did you hear how Richard executed a successful anal schlieffen with his girlfriend? It inspires me to try one myself!"
Homer: "I was late for class, so I schlieffened into the room while Mr. Jones' back was turned, but alas, I was caught."
by yargenhargen July 3, 2014
The act of getting attacked from behind often bamboozling the enemy, Referring to the German strategist (Alfred Von Schlieffen) who created the famous WWI Schlieffen Plan.
by Vombat May 3, 2020