I was quite surprised in the locker room today. Saw so many bean scalpers. I feel like a Sasquatch Crotch.
by Eaton Holgoode July 26, 2016
by love rocket January 30, 2012
Why did I come up with the term professional scalper? Well only look at whose ox is being gored when you go to your therapist's office.
by Sexydimma June 13, 2021
Term used by leftist and anti-landlord movement that equates landlordism with ticket scalping (buying up concert tickets and reselling them, which can be banned or illegal). The term intends to point out how many people are against people buying up tickets, but often don't think the same way about a far more important issue, the housing market.
Fifty new houses in the city have just been bought up by that shipping magnate. He's a total house scalper.
by Mayor Me April 15, 2022
A homosexual man who exaggerates the size of his member in order to convince other men to meet him and perform fellatio on him
After I talked to the guy online I agreed to hook up with him at the Taco Tico. Waste of time! Total head scalper.
by Tony Higgins March 26, 2008
One who buys cheap ammunition in bulk in order to drive up demand and therefore cost, then attempts to sell for a preposterous amount of money.
And speaking of Carol Baskins, if it were not for these fucking Ammo Scalpers, we all would be able to afford decent range time and hunting without breaking the bank.
by Average American (AA) April 6, 2021