Saw mill

When one drops so many logs on the toilet they look like theyre headed down river to a saw mill.

"Dude where have you been??!! Youve been in the roilet for a half hour!" "Sorry bro i was sending a bunch of logs down river to the saw mill."

Saw mill by Idonthavenopseudom&m December 24, 2020

Mississippi Saw Mill

When a fat chick shits herself while wearing a thong thus splitting the turd in half... thus the saw mill.

Rachel tried to make it to the bathroom but left a Mississippi Saw Mill in my hallway!!

Mississippi Saw Mill by bucsfan13 February 24, 2011

Sawmill Gravy 

A semi-wet, semi-solid fart that leaves a very moist skid mark in one's panties or underwear.

Eating that greasy breakfast this morning after so much drinking last night was a big mistake. Just let loose with a little sawmill gravy.

Sawmill Gravy by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

Alaskan Sawmill 

A word designed to confuse simple minded people like John and Tyler.

John and Tyler couldn’t figure out what an Alaskan Sawmill is so they gave up and made an Eiffel Tower with each other.

Alaskan Sawmill by Alaskan Lumberjack October 25, 2018

sawmill grill 

the best restaurant in oxford, pa.

person one: where do you wanna go for dinner?
person two: let’s go to sawmill grill i heard it’s really good
person one: okay

sawmill grill by coolest kid in oxford May 29, 2020

Sexy Sawmill 

The act of pooping while wearing a thong, resulting in the splitting of the “log”

“I better find a bathroom soon or there’s gonna be a sexy sawmill in my pants!”

Sexy Sawmill by battle.cat May 19, 2018

Silky Sawmill 

The Silky Sawmill occurs when a female and a male partner are about to engage in a lil doggy style poundin’. While he’s got ‘err bent over (still with her thong on) last nights Taco Bell makes her gut rumble, which then let’s her bowel cut loose. As she defecates, to his dismay, her thong “saws” the meaty deuce in two like a good ol’ fashion sawmill. A real logger will push past this occurrence and finish the task at hand. He is then known as an “The Ax-man” 💩

Last night was unforgettable. I took Brenda-Lynn to Taco-Bell and after, things got a bit heated. I had ‘err all proped up doggy and she gave me the ol’ Silky Sawmill before I pulled ‘err thong to the side and beat those chocolate cheeks.

Silky Sawmill by Meaty sword-us-Rex November 27, 2020