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Sapiosexual is a word invented on the internet and used and accepted by morons who want to sound intelligent themselves by saying they expect it from a partner.

It is not an orientation and can’t be unless you’d bang Stephen Hawking and Margaret Thatcher over Tom Hardy and Angelina Jolie. And yes, that would include prioritizing (your perception of) intelligence it OVER gender. It makes no sense and can’t.

If it simply meant “I get turned on by intelligence”, fine, but that’s not what it means and isn’t how it’s used.

Intelligence is a feature of attraction, but so are freckles, or shoulders, or big boobs. It’s not an orientation unless frecklesexual is too.

It’s the dumb person’s idea of what a smart person’s word is.
I tell people I’m sapiosexual because my vocabulary is shit but I’m pretentious with it anyway, since I have no self-awareness.
by betterthanwebster January 01, 2020
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This word’s usage seems to be strictly limited to women’s online dating profiles. In modern American hyper-materialistic culture anyone wealthy is presumed or deemed intelligent and their net worth is thought to be a measure of that, somehow. These women are not attracted to intelligence but superficial appearances. Thus, sapiosexual is primarily used disingenuously to signify that minor physical shortcomings might be excused for a wealthy gent. See related: gold digger, spoiling, and sugar daddy/baby.
Dog mom. Gym. Sapiosexual. Sushi. Wine.💃🏼
by 1stOfAll August 17, 2019
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Man I was watching some Rick and morty last night and got rock hard because I'm sapio sexual
by GamersRiseUp October 16, 2019
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A women with an IQ less than her weight in kilograms.
How come sapiosexuals are always fat? Because they eat too much and exercise too little.
by Pussy Melter August 31, 2018
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Someone who would fuck a whale if they find it intelligent enough
She’s sapiosexual, intelligent dogs are her thing
by Wakandaforeva May 09, 2018
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sapiosexual One for whom the brain really is the primary sexual organ.
A sapiosexual dude is equally happy with his face either buried in a book or between a librarian's legs.
by bigmidas June 14, 2019
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