A WWE wrestler who lacks any entertaining abilities or skills. His gimmick is that he is a loveable Italian. But other than that, he rarely defends his championship and his fighting style is very formulaic, bland and boring. He is a blackhole in the Raw timeslot in terms of entertainment. Any real WWE fans who are of Italian descent will not go nuts everytime he fights. He won the Intercontinental championship at Milan, Italy (on Raw) through the help of a miracle. That is also part of his gimmick. He is the "Milan Miarcle." And lastly, when he retained his championship at the pay-per-view Vengeance through disqualification of his opponent (Umaga was disqualified because he wouldn't stop hitting Santino when the referee told him otherwise), no one gave two shits about him winning. The match was booed heavily by the crowd only to be broken by positive cheers when Umaga gave courageous Santino a Somoan Spike. The crowd chanted "One more time! One more time! One more time!"
Santino Marella has been argued to be the next John Cena in terms of him being given huge pushes with barely any cool moves at all.
by Joey R. June 25, 2007
Since I hadn't formally confessed to you, here it is. Santino, I admire you. Because like is such a powerful word with a heavy meaning behind it, I can't say that I have already like you, but I know that these simple feelings I have for you today will eventually grow as I believe that the simplest things matter the most. I'd like to get to know you better if you'd let me. Can I shoot my shot when I'm finally sure about my feelings for you?
by 🌞 eo. March 13, 2022
When someone is about to do something, but as soon as they begin, they suddenly decide against it very quickly, similar to how former WWE superstar Santino Marella set a record in 2009 at the Royal Rumble for fastest person eliminated from the Royal Rumble at just 0:01.
"My brother was about to go off the diving board, but he did a Santino Marella and left because he's afraid of heights."
by Pickle28 February 6, 2022
by Tony Bamboni August 17, 2018
by albania man September 15, 2022
Santino is a crazy boy who loves bikes And always goes back to the same girl more then once. But if you are he’s girlfriend be prepared for him so always be by your side and if someone is messing with u go to him
by Backpackkis March 25, 2018