A dribble of santorum, the frothy mix of lubricant and feces sometimes resultant from anal intercourse. Named in honor of Rick Santelli from CNBC, who called you a loser.
I thought I had contained all of the santorum, but alas, a santelli still went down my leg as I walked to the bathroom.
by astronautjesus February 21, 2009
Frustrated, angered, or annoyed. Typically this funky mood develops due to resentment for authority figures in the work place.
Dude, we were supposed to get out of work at 1:00 on Friday but then our boss made us stay late for some bullshit meeting. Needless to say I felt Smelly Santelli til late Saturday afternoon.
by Fiberlinky Stinky June 19, 2009