A small town in the middle of Texas that probably wouldn't exist if it didn't have Angelo State University or Goodfellow Air-force Base. It is most famous for the home of the latin/rock group, Los Lonely Boys.
Most of San Angelo's citizens socialize at one of three places: Hastings, Sunset Mall, or Graham Central Station.
It is also metaphorically described as a "whirlpool" or "black hole," meaning that people who come to this town find it hard to permanently leave.
Aaron Waston, a Texas country artist, also wrote a song about it.
Most of San Angelo's citizens socialize at one of three places: Hastings, Sunset Mall, or Graham Central Station.
It is also metaphorically described as a "whirlpool" or "black hole," meaning that people who come to this town find it hard to permanently leave.
Aaron Waston, a Texas country artist, also wrote a song about it.
by jensclayson April 3, 2008
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