San Angelo 

A small town in the middle of Texas that probably wouldn't exist if it didn't have Angelo State University or Goodfellow Air-force Base. It is most famous for the home of the latin/rock group, Los Lonely Boys.

Most of San Angelo's citizens socialize at one of three places: Hastings, Sunset Mall, or Graham Central Station.

It is also metaphorically described as a "whirlpool" or "black hole," meaning that people who come to this town find it hard to permanently leave.

Aaron Waston, a Texas country artist, also wrote a song about it.

"Dude, you'll never leave San Angelo... its a big whirlpool."

San Angelo by jensclayson April 3, 2008

San Angelo 

A dusty small town in west Texas. This town is where dreams go to die. Most notable thing here is Angelo State and Goodfellow AFB. Good luck trying to leave and remember. Don’t drink the tap water

guy 1: hey where you from

guy 2: San Angelo

guy 1: where tf is that bro

guy 2 : 3 hours away from Austin

guy 1 : ohhh...

San Angelo by cr@zyygirl22 April 10, 2020

San Angelo 

Small town in the middle of butt-fuck nowhere, tx

meth capital

austinite; where are you from. angelonion; san angelo. austinite; is that in cali? angelonion; no, remember the polygamy bust a few years ago? that went down in my town. austinite; ahhhh right on.

San Angelo by lolleraids July 14, 2010

San Angelo Snorkel 

while receiving a blowjob, you submerge the head of the woman in a bathtub, causing her to suck for air as you cram your junk down her gasping throat. making her suck on your johnson for air.

I gave my girl a San Angelo Snorkel in the hotel bathroom.

San Angelo Snorkel by matrixmayne767687 February 15, 2008

Creamy San Angelo Snorkel

while receiving a blowjob, you submerge the head of the woman in a bathtub, causing her to suck for air as you cram your junk down her gasping throat. making her suck on your johnson for air while being submerged in a jar of mayonaise.

Mary: i keep coughing up white liquid.
Amy: why is that???
Mary: my boyfriend gave me the creamy san angelo snorkel last night and i keep coughing this goo up and im not even sure if its cum or mayonaise anymore or both and its freaking me out.
Amy: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!????

Creamy San Angelo Snorkel by Goo_Gargler9000 November 16, 2025

san angeloed

verb 1. to shoot one's self in the foot, or 2. to cut off one's nose to spite one's face. 3. to royally fuck up.

The city council members thought they were so smart when they stopped allowing coolers at Blaine's Picnic but they san angeloed... again, because Blaine took his picnic and all that tourist and visitor money to Boerne.

san angeloed by Old Deadeye July 27, 2008

San Angeho 

n.; plural, San Angehoes

1. San Angeloans' slang for a ho or a bitch. Used as a derogatory remark.
People who generally use this word hail from Angelo State University or Howard College.

1. "Man, Graham's was rocking last night! Brought me back a San Angeho!"

"San Angelo sucks, nothing but a bunch of San Angehoes!"

"Dude, that girl suck dick like a San Angeho."

San Angeho by air22 August 17, 2006