A fan of the Michigan State Spartans who has no direct affiliation to the university but who loudly and obnoxiously proclaims his/her allegiance while wearing goods and apparel purchased at a local Sam's Club store.

"We" kicked your guys butts! Go Green! Wooo hoooo!!!

Wow, what a Sam's Club Spartan that guy is.

Sam's Club Spartan by woviefan1 December 12, 2010

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Sam's Cock Sauce

This is Sriracha sauce mixed with ranch dressing, approx. 40% Sriracha and 60% ranch. The most awesome sauce you can put on pizza and other foods.

"Hey can you pass me the Sam's Cock Sauce?"

Sam's Cock Sauce by GVLOPEZ March 23, 2011

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Uncle Sam's Pack & Ship

While the dominant male is giving anal sex to the receiver he defecates. The giver is defecating and not the taker, and therefore the giver is packing (it in) and shipping (it out). The name derives from the story that Uncle Sam Wilson of Troy, NY was a meat packer during the War of 1812. The initials U.S. were inscribed on the meat packages to be sent to the Army, and it became legend that the good meat was from Uncle Sam.

I really wanted to go the bathroom and have sex at the same time, so I decided to perform Uncle Sam's Pack & Ship on the toilet.

Uncle Sam's Pack & Ship by Winclemo March 9, 2008

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Sam's Club Samplin'

A dating style used when a bro be hittin' up all tha ladies he can, tryna get the maximum booty possible, without paying for anything. All about dat quantity.

John: "Hey, is Joe taking out Susie again to a nice seafood dinner?"
Billy: "Nah, man, he's busy Sam's Club samplin'"

Sam's Club Samplin' by sam's club sampler September 28, 2015

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