Sami has a huge horse cock. He is a lover and a fighter and a huge fucker as well. Also he is compatible with everyone and never shits his pants. He is the one. And last but not least, he is perfect and girls love him.
OMG Look it's Sami. ooo i heard he's an Nietzschean affirmationist.
by Emanual cunt April 18, 2023
Get the Sami mug.
honestly the worst guy to date, he'll leave u for ur friends or sm shit dude. he's so self absorbed and will leave u on delivered for weeks, mf is so annoying and cringey.
sami is an asshole
by .cute September 13, 2021
Get the sami mug.
Niceguy who is afraid of domestic cats.
Hey look Sami! A big cat
by Fatcatpat November 22, 2021
Get the Sami mug.
Sami is hot literally the hottest person you'll ever meet and you're lucky to have a sami as a friend. They're a hot mitski listener who likes to join discord servers and mess with them just to make them mad. The only good kaeya mains in this world. Literally one of the most supportive and coolest people you will ever meet I would die for sami :megaweary: Also a near fan and near fans r the nicest and sexiest people u will ever meet especially if their name is sami they may be an ex dazai stan but some crimes can be forgiven <33
loves their cat very much too
p1: bro have you seen sami anywhere?
p2: no they just lost a bet with their sister and had to buy her welkin
by akuuzv May 22, 2021
Get the sami mug.
THE BEST PERSON ON EARTH, NO CONTEST
ALL YOUR OPINIONS ARE INVALID, SAMI IS THE BEST
THE SECOND ANY WORD COMES OUT HIS MOUTH, ALL EYES ARE ON HIM
HE IS THE SYMBOL OF GREATNESS.
Char: bro this Person is awesome

Ash: yea, Xe’s Sami!
by Mr Steal you Man’s (ash) March 17, 2022
Get the Sami mug.
THE GREATEST PERSON ON EARTH, I AM CORRECT.
YOUR OPINION IS WRONG

THEY ARE SYMBOL OF GREATNESS AND WILL AMAZE YOU EVERY TIME
Some, uncultured swine: This Persons like cool, I mean really fucking cool

Me: yea, it’s a Sami.

Some other, fucking asshole: I think this person uncool as shit!
*skiddadles away*
by Mr Steal you Man’s (ash) March 17, 2022
Get the Sami mug.
Sami secretly likes a girl who's name starts with k and ends with h
Sami is bae
by Bellabae November 30, 2021
Get the Sami mug.