Salty Jelly

1. Another word for semen.
2. Jelly with salt in it.

I got my salty jelly all over this bitch's face!

Oh no, now that the jelly is salty jelly, it wont taste as good.

Salty Jelly by Fetus Bomber November 4, 2004

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Salty Jelly

When someone gets jealous, so they start acting really salty.

A mixture of salt and jelly,

Jessica: So i like, started dating her ex boyfriend, and she was totally salty jelly!
Brittany: LOL

Justin: Yo this jelly tastes weird, what'd you put in it?
Matt: Nothing much, just salt.
Justin: Salty Jelly? Dude you're fucking mental.

Salty Jelly by wowimdeadinside February 10, 2020

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Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine

A jellyfish sex with Horse salt Vs. starburst inside a coffee machine.

"Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine." "Sorry guys, my brain doesn't feel good." - Soup from the Goons

Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine by The Ultimate Gooner August 31, 2025

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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