Salty Dick 

An ex-patriot European (usually British) now living overseas but maintaining dual citizenship. Unable to commit and with one foot on each continent his dick is left dangling in the sea.

John got his Canadian passport this week, but he's not giving up his British one - when will the Salty Dick make a commitment.

"The National Health Service is so much better than US Medicare" - "Aw shut up, why don'tcha. You Salty Dicks are always whingeing about something"

Salty Dick by QuidamUD April 22, 2009

Salty Dick 

The act of masturbating with salty hand lube when one gets clammy or sweaty hands. Once hands are sloppy, most and warm its best to perform a salty dick.

Guy 1: "My hands are extremely sweaty"
Guy 2: "Slip n' Slide them on your dick bro, do the salty dick"

Salty Dick by RaiseOner May 16, 2014

salty dick waffle 

A waffle shaped like a dick that you give to loved ones for breakfast but to be a salty dick waffle you put cum on it.

I fixed my girl a salty dick waffle yesterday

salty dick waffle by jgunn7906 definitions August 17, 2016

Salty Taco Dick

What you tell people you really mean when you say that you have an STD. Which really isn’t much better than having an actual STD..pretty much a lateral move.

Devin: Hey Chris, Linda told me that you have an STD. Really unfortunate, I’m sorry to hear that.

Chris: No no, I don’t have an STD, it stands for salty taco dick.

Devin: Oh..ok tight.

Salty Taco Dick by Kenny and Dan February 28, 2019

Salt Dick 

Afrikaaner with one parent born in South Africa, the other in Britain. Hence the name, implying that they have one foot in South Africa, one in Britain, and their dick in the Atlantic.

Employee 1: "Hey man, know anything about that guy who took Stan's old job in marketing?"

Employee 2: "Ja, his mother was born here in Johannesburg, but his father moved here from Manchester to take an accounting position with a security firm. Salt Dick in the purest sense of the term."

Salt Dick by The Killer Grizzly September 24, 2013

sea salt dick 

When a male's semen tastes like sea salt and hamburger grease. Usually occurs when the male smokes or drinks.

Josiah: Did you swallow his cum?
Malia: I tired, but he had sea salt dick!

sea salt dick by Sea salt dick March 9, 2016

salt rimmed dick 

i’m not sure myself but where can i find a tippity dick pic rn i’ve been searching and can’t find, need it rnnnn

i want tippitys salt rimmed dick

salt rimmed dick by horny4tippity December 29, 2020