Salty's Sneaks

The amazing trainers warn by the Salty Mon.

Also see Babs, Salty Walrus, Babatron, sasquatch or Salty con carne.

If you were to stand on Salty's Sneaks:

Salty: "Yo mon watch da sneaks!"

Salty Battys Wife: "Sorry bbz"

Salty's Sneaks by Babs lover January 28, 2008

Salty's Law of Opposites 

When Salty asks you to do something, do the complete opposite.

"Salty just told me to watch Cyberpunk Anime, but due to Salty's Law of Opposites I will not watch it."

Salty's Law of Opposites by NiggarHulk October 5, 2022

Buxy's Salty Dog 

A Steeler Bar in Ocean City Maryland that kicks major ass and has good food and great drinks. Also known for its killer Steeler and Penguin parties.

Dick: Dude, Buxy's Salty Dog was rockin last night.
Stat: Oh really? I wasn't there.
Dick: Ya you know why? Because you suck major balls and are the dumbest person I know for not going to the coolest place in Ocean City.
Stat: I wish I wasn't such a loser and went to Buxy's.
Dick: Lay off the rumplemintz, Stat. Friends don't let friends miss out on good times.

Buxy's Salty Dog by Ocean City Know-It-All1 June 5, 2009

Pope’s Salty Kiwi 

This can be used as a “harmless” practical joke on one of your buddies, if someone leaves a kiwi on their desk. You take the kiwi and place it down your pants and try to hold it under your scrotum. At this point you do a little jig to bless the kiwi. The sweatier the better. Then place the kiwi back on the desk. The enjoyment comes when the target cuts up their kiwi to eat and the juice drips all over the place causing them to lick their fingers clean.

Target: Hey guys I know you paid for lunch lasttime and its my turn, but I already brought a lunch, so go ahead and go without me.
Guy #1: I am so tired of him ditching out on his turn to pay.
Guy #2: Well, lets help him enjoy his lunch and bless it with Pope’s Salty Kiwi.
Guy #1: I will never be able to look at a kiwi the same again…

Pope’s Salty Kiwi by Sgt. Montechristo October 17, 2007

Grandma's Salty Icecream 

Most notorious icecream parlour in the world. Mostly known for it's strange salty icecream.

Now it has become a term for dipping something very sweet into a bunch of salt.

I made this lollypop into Grandma's Salty Icecream.

Grandma's Salty Icecream by iisshaun November 30, 2011

That's pretty salty 

That's pretty cool. That's awesome. Sweet. That puts hair on my balls.

This phrase pretty much describes anything that looks, seems, or is cool in any way, shape, or form.

That's pretty salty.

That's pretty salty by Little Brown Brother December 9, 2010

Salty seamen 

A bunch of gay-ass sailor boys who can't keep their fucking hands off you!

Dad: how did you sleep last night Hermann?
Son: not great dad I had to fight off salty seamen all night!

Salty seamen by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019