Stands for Skirt Wearing Bitch. Refers to the lame ass guy that never goes out after work because he is so pussy whipped by his wife/girlfriend.
by Mike the FIGJAM February 9, 2006
An SWB is a stereotypical white boy. A common species, especially in the Middle School and high school regions of the planet. Diet consists of PBJ sandwiches on white bread, carrots, grapes, and Gatorade. They like to dress in the color blue and wears a hat every single day of its life. Common names consist of Alex, Sawyer, Braden, Ryan, Tommy, Charlie, Noah, and Sam.
"Look at that SWB, what a dumbass."
by begonethotokbye October 20, 2019
Stands for Skirt Wearing Bitch. Refers to the lame ass guy that never goes out after work because he is so pussy whipped by his wife/girlfriend.
by Mike the FIGJAM February 12, 2006
Straight White Boy. A boy who sends dick pics, asks or presumes the two of you are going to have sex, makes sexual comments the moment you gets matched with them, and/or insults you for not having sex with him/sending nudes/calling him out on his rude and dickish behavior.
Janice: Hey Miranda, who are you texting?
Miranda: Oh just some SWB.
Janice: You shouldn't judge him so qui kly!
Miranda: I'm not. He literally just texted me saying he'd pay to swallow my juices...
Miranda: Oh just some SWB.
Janice: You shouldn't judge him so qui kly!
Miranda: I'm not. He literally just texted me saying he'd pay to swallow my juices...
by Kusoge November 26, 2015
meaning 'Skinny White Bitch' is an adjective pronounced (swub). This is a girl, while skinny and white, to be found particularly unattractive to the general male populace. (see also butterface) They are notably mousy. However, one male member in a group of friends without fail, proceeds to date several of these girls and find them interesting, despise their major lack of personality and looks. This term is often used behind the back of (and at times to the face of) the friend who is dating the swb. May also be used in as an adverb: swb-ly or (swubly).
Friend 1: Did you see his new chick?
Friend 2: Oh yea. There he goes again! What a swb!
Friend 1: Yea, she was hella swb-ly.
Friend 2: Oh yea. There he goes again! What a swb!
Friend 1: Yea, she was hella swb-ly.
by JCizle December 4, 2007
Acronym for Skinny White Boy Syndrome, a common ailment among skinny white boys preventing them from ever getting tan or building muscle. Can be cured with a trail vaccine or by gaining a beer gut and a rash.
by Soo-Donym November 2, 2013