Skip to main content
A sneeze and queef at the same exact moment of time.
Corey says, Hey Emily I’m not sure what to say to those 2 sounds I just heard, god bless you for the sneeze or that was a nasty queef. Emily replies laughing, “YEAH THAT WAS A SQUIEEF”!!

Corey replies, “WHAT THE HELL IS A SQUIEEF”? Emily says, “I sneezed and queefed at the same time”!! 🤣🤣🤣
Squieef by Skeeter321 June 4, 2018
Squieef mug front
Get the Squieef mug.
See more merch
Like weed, or pot, squeef is another word for marijuana. This word has apparently been confused with queef, but it has nothing to do with the sound of air being squeezed out of the vaginal canal.
Hey dude I wanna get high. Let's go out in the woods and smoke some squeef.
Yo, I'm new in town. Do you know where I can score some squeef, Bro?
squeef by Ramon B. Gariza July 27, 2008
Related Words
A bag of weed or some weed.
used in the film Outside Providence, "Do you need any squeef, or do you got enough?"
Squeef by Matthew Geiger July 2, 2005
Marijuana, Cannabis-Sativa
"Yo man, you got any squeef??"
squeef by PenisFace July 21, 2003
"Which one you boys has the fat bag of squeef?"- The Buck god rest his soul
squeef by swifty8978 February 9, 2008
Means that something is squeef, and therefore squeefy
This beefy is squeefy
squeefy by Mint Leaf June 29, 2021
It is when you quief and a juicy squirt comes out.



Mid-evil Times, Time Of Chastity Belts
Dude, my girlfriend just squiefed all over my brand new kickers after I banged her!
Squief by Osco November 29, 2004