Wilma was so nervous she might be pregnant after her one night stand that she was running to the bathroom every 10 minutes for a spot check.
by ltruck February 3, 2010
Alternative to calling "seat check". Announcing spot check before leaving your seat reserves the spot when you return.
Billy Bob (prior to getting up): "Spot check"
Horatio: "Shucks, I wanted to take his seat but now I can't because he's reserved it."
Billy Bob (upon his return): "Good, you saved my seat as per the rules of spot check."
Horatio: "Shucks, I wanted to take his seat but now I can't because he's reserved it."
Billy Bob (upon his return): "Good, you saved my seat as per the rules of spot check."
by Mandy's older brother March 23, 2007
Wiping the ass of a woman with damp toilet paper when she is bent over ready to have sex from behind to see if her ass is clean
by D Black 412 December 19, 2019
Alternative to calling "seat check". Announcing spot check before leaving your seat reserves the spot when you return.
Billy Bob (prior to getting up): "Spot check"
Horatio: "Shucks, I wanted to take his seat but now I can't because he's reserved it."
Billy Bob (upon his return): "Good, you saved my seat as per the rules of spot check."
Horatio: "Shucks, I wanted to take his seat but now I can't because he's reserved it."
Billy Bob (upon his return): "Good, you saved my seat as per the rules of spot check."
by Mandy's older brother March 19, 2007
by betamalehawk July 12, 2022
A spot check is any time a person has to leave an event, especially a fun event, in order to check on their dog(s) in order to feed, water or walk.
by J Grey August 6, 2009
When an individual feels that their butthole might be dirty, and could possibly leave skidmarks on your underwear. They will excuse themselves to the bathroom, gather some toilet paper, drop trow, and swipe. Carefully examine the paper for evidence. If necessary, proceed to cleaning the affected area.
"Hey man, I think I have a major case of shit-ass. I'll be right back."
(5 minutes later)
"How did it go?"
"The spot check passed inspection."
(5 minutes later)
"How did it go?"
"The spot check passed inspection."
by AntonV September 30, 2005