SKEEJ 

Verb : 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘫

The act of inhaling a smoke or vapor, most commonly from an e-cigarette.

Often confused with - Beej (the device used to skeej)

"Lad can I rob a skeej off ya"

" Take a Skeej of the Beej"

"Have you been Skeejing much lately?"

"Dying for a Skeej"

SKEEJ by T-Pole October 11, 2022

Skeej 

Someone who expects something (food, money, whatever) from someone else for absolutely nothing in return. Panhandlers pretty much the perfect example. From the TC.

No, I won't give you my spare change you worthless fucking skeej.

Skeej by jestem July 18, 2005

Skeej 

A sound uttered by a person when they verbally murder your friend Schitij's name.

Prof Dawg: Skeej, you have something to say?

Skeej by Skeej's Friend March 22, 2019

Skeedo 

The skin-tight lycra-spandex suits worn by ski racers during races and sometimes, unfortunately, after the race on the slopes with the rest of us.
It looks too much like the speedo swimsuits favored by Eurotrash on the beaches to be taken seriously anyplace but at a ski race.

Fine for racing (as are speedo shorts) but not ok for normal skiing.

Dude, did you see that guy blow past me wearing a skeedo? There must be a race today.

Ya. I'd wear one too but it would make my junk look to big.

Skeedo by Ole the Logger March 12, 2013

Sheeja 

A beautiful strong woman who looks after everyone else but herself.

Sheeja is such a loving mother

Sheeja by ddefinerr July 20, 2018

skeegress 

An Italian woman with the following traits:
-Bitchy
-Sadistic
-Double Crossing
-Loud
-Complaining
-Fake
-Harsh
-Cunt

-Derived from the term "Spaghetti Negress"

********* WARNING***********

Skeegresses appear to be beautiful on the outside (hot as fuck) So beware, for the greater the hotness, the darker the soul!

Alternative names:
- Guidette
- Hot Bitch
- Skiglet (Young Italian cunt)
-Melissa

"You've been hit by, you've struck by, a fucking skeegress"

"Your girlfriend is such a skeegress"

"Hey, your mom is a cunt...is she a skeegress"

"Dam shes hot, too bad shes shes a skeegress"

skeegress by Mast A. Swirl December 20, 2009

Skeeblie 

The small pieces of poo left clinging to the toilet bowl after taking a nasty dump

Man you left a load of skeeblie's stuck to the bowl after taking that shit

Skeeblie by Chonggoman May 27, 2014