silly shit

Somebody who has been up your back the whole day saying pointless things that they think is funny.

Did you here him today?
The silly shit was saying something stupid about how a rabbit ate a tree.

by besaw January 6, 2009

Shit's Silly

when the impossible suddenly becomes possible. often used when something unimaginable occurrs.

During the 2001 World Series, Game 4. Yankees Vs. Diamondbacks. Diamondbacks lead by two runs, bottom of the ninth, two outs. One man on. Tieing run at the plate.
Boy 1: Yo, callin' this right here. Tino knocks one out of the park. I feel it yo.
Boy 2: Get the fuck out of here. That shits never gonna happen yo.
Tino goes long.
Boy 1: Holy shit! what'd i tell you.
Boy 2: Fuck dude, shit's silly right there, shit is fucking silly.

by Pensky May 17, 2006

Shit Slonked Silly Style

When you ask a girl to give you some normal gawk gawk, but she fuck yo shit up all the way silly style. Getting your shit slonked silly style is considered a privilege.

Man 1: Man i went over to Vanessa's last night, she Slonked my shit Silly Style!
Man 2: Did you really get your Shit Slonked Silly Style?
Man 1: Oh yeah. It was glorious.

She slonked my shit silly style.
I got my shit slonked silly style.

by The silly Slonker June 1, 2023

Shit Face Sally

When someone is being a total ignorant little prick, and they bother the shit out of you.

Cameron, shut the fuck up you shit face sally. You're pissing me off.

by bryan03 December 29, 2016

shit stain sally

pat howard gettin a face full of doodey

You mang, he just got a shit stain sally

by steve weilyy September 5, 2008

Silky Shiter

To preform anal sex in the bathroom of a pub with a girl while her boyfriend is outside

Can’t believe me and (random girl) played silky shiter while her boyfriends to busy tensing at the bar In his string vest

by J Gibbons April 21, 2019

Shitty Sally

A name used to describe your girlfriend or spouse when she doesn't want or won't let u do something you wanna do.

I was hopeing to get laid last night but once again my girlfriend was beinga shitty Sally.

OR
I wanted to go the bar with my buddies but my girlfriend was being a Shitty Sally and made me watch movies instead.

by sweetsupraowner February 25, 2010