Guy 1: Man i really wanted to smack your wife today - she was fricking pissing me off!
Guy 2: Why didn't you?
Guy 1: Shit splatters.
Guy 2: Why didn't you?
Guy 1: Shit splatters.
by Moriah5467 October 10, 2008
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That guy's dick is a shit splitter, kind of like a log splitter but with man-meat instead of a felled tree.
That guy's dick is a shit splitter, kind of like a log splitter but with man-meat instead of a felled tree.
by udontnome June 10, 2009
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name for a string bikini or butt thong that is cutting into a woman's ass so bad it would split her shit in two.
by west texan August 2, 2006
Get the shit splitter mug.Whenever you are about to shit on yourself and you finally sit on the toilet, the feces then explodes from your asshole. The speed and force from which the shit is ejected causes it to splatter all over the toilet. The thousands of little poop spots that look like freckles on the underneath of the toilet seat are known as shit spatter. It is caused by shit flying out of your butt at such a high speed.
*Husband lifts toilet lid to take a piss..*
Husband: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN HERE?!?!
Wife: Whatever do you mean sweetheart?
Husband: There is fucking HIGH VELOCITY SHIT SPATTER EVERYWHERE!!
Wife: Omg. I am so sorry. I had a belly ache.
Husband: Hell yeah you did, you nasty bitch!
*Husband and wife both laugh out loud.”
Husband: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN HERE?!?!
Wife: Whatever do you mean sweetheart?
Husband: There is fucking HIGH VELOCITY SHIT SPATTER EVERYWHERE!!
Wife: Omg. I am so sorry. I had a belly ache.
Husband: Hell yeah you did, you nasty bitch!
*Husband and wife both laugh out loud.”
by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020
Get the High Velocity Shit Spatter mug.The result of an inconsiderate neighbor not picking up their dog's shit and you mowing over it, causing the turd to be ground up and splattered onto your law, into the street, or onto an innocent bystander.
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up with dog shit splatter all over my lawn."
Dave: "Damn, that sucks."
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up spraying the street with dog shit splatter."
Dave: "Damn, that sucks."
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up pelting some Steven with dog shit splatter.
Dave: "NICE!!"
Dave: "Damn, that sucks."
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up spraying the street with dog shit splatter."
Dave: "Damn, that sucks."
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up pelting some Steven with dog shit splatter.
Dave: "NICE!!"
by Rock it February 15, 2010
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Get the shit splitters mug.Anally rape a Deer or A goat and ejaculate in its anus and the jam your fist in its anus and pull out the the shit and eat it.
Did you see alex give that goat a Mendocino Shit splitter (beastiality).
"Man that Cuban Can Jam a Fist"
"Man that Cuban Can Jam a Fist"
by Mike(Chunky the Monkey) February 10, 2009
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