A female who is usually plus sized and will be the biggest bitch of all time whatever you do don’t talk to September.
by Nxgga October 21, 2018
The month September. Also known a Sexual September. Time to get down and dirty. Girls, break ur back to this. And boys idk
by YeetusFetusDeletus December 5, 2019
“Do you know what day today is?”
“Tuesday?”
“No, what’s the date?”
“September something.”
“Close. September 17.”
“Cool.”
“And you know what September 17 is?”
“What is it?”
“International NYC Day. Get it?”
“No.”
“9/17. Like the area code 917.”
“Beautiful!”
“Tuesday?”
“No, what’s the date?”
“September something.”
“Close. September 17.”
“Cool.”
“And you know what September 17 is?”
“What is it?”
“International NYC Day. Get it?”
“No.”
“9/17. Like the area code 917.”
“Beautiful!”
by user1011001 October 17, 2022
Fucking best birthday day! If you were born on this day you better fucking smile right now because your fucking perfect and you should be proud
by UDIAFL October 29, 2019
The day amazingly gorgeous people are born. Some weirdos too, but mostly absolutely gorgeous super models.
“Yo dude, that girl was born on September 25th”
“Ah now it makes sense.”
“What makes sense?”
“Just fucking look at her.”
“Ah now it makes sense.”
“What makes sense?”
“Just fucking look at her.”
by Kid who cares October 18, 2019
People born on this day stand at the pinnacle of society. Elites in every single way. You’ll always want this person as a friend but never as an enemy.
John: “yo Kevin is amazing! He’s so good at everything!”
Patrick: “I mean it makes sense, he was born on September 18 after all.”
Patrick: “I mean it makes sense, he was born on September 18 after all.”
by Defiiiner October 18, 2019
The greatest day of all time
If you're born on this day you're truly special
Everyone likes you and wants to be your friend
Go thank your mom
And tell her she's a great woman
If you're born on this day you're truly special
Everyone likes you and wants to be your friend
Go thank your mom
And tell her she's a great woman
by DanielisNarwhal October 15, 2019