by Way Cool Rich May 03, 2007
The upgraded version of "touch grass" used for those whom touching grass is too hard of a task. This essentially means that they are even more down bad than those who actually can go outside and touch grass, so instead they simply need to open the door and SEE natural light.
Me: "What did you done over the weekend?"
Friend: "Nothing much bro, I just played video games and watched Youtube videos all day."
Me: "Dang dude... you need to touch grass..."
Friend: "No, that's too hard for me. I rather just stay inside and play more. I'm almost at Platinum level."
Me: "Bro you need to SEE light. Just open your door at least."
Friend: "Nothing much bro, I just played video games and watched Youtube videos all day."
Me: "Dang dude... you need to touch grass..."
Friend: "No, that's too hard for me. I rather just stay inside and play more. I'm almost at Platinum level."
Me: "Bro you need to SEE light. Just open your door at least."
by punchiron November 25, 2022
*Officer down*
Cop 1: don't you die on me!
Cop 2:I can see the light....*dead*
Cop 1:NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Cop 1: don't you die on me!
Cop 2:I can see the light....*dead*
Cop 1:NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
by Cellboy14 September 16, 2018
Terrance: Want to see the Northern Lights?
Philip: (lights fart with match and is engulfed in flames).
Terrance: You burned yourself to death by lighting your farts! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
Philip: (lights fart with match and is engulfed in flames).
Terrance: You burned yourself to death by lighting your farts! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
by joseph blough April 19, 2025