Shit Don't Make Sense
by Leylaniblessings August 3, 2011
by Quab October 7, 2003
Shag, date, marry index.
The mathematical equation of a person's (male or female) likelihood to fulfill any of the three noted requirements both a) individually and b) collectively.
Equation Calculation
Maximum 33 points awarded for:
1) Desirability to Shag (chiefly British, or American 'bang')
2) Desirability to Date
3) Desirability to Marry
An overall virtual percentage can be derived as an index judgment to the candidate's complete desirability. In most cases the result would be declared as:
X,Y,Z
30,25,7
An SDM index of 62
The mathematical equation of a person's (male or female) likelihood to fulfill any of the three noted requirements both a) individually and b) collectively.
Equation Calculation
Maximum 33 points awarded for:
1) Desirability to Shag (chiefly British, or American 'bang')
2) Desirability to Date
3) Desirability to Marry
An overall virtual percentage can be derived as an index judgment to the candidate's complete desirability. In most cases the result would be declared as:
X,Y,Z
30,25,7
An SDM index of 62
Chandler: 'For me Elly is a 30, 25, 7 SDM Index. I'd love to bang her but wouldn't wanna watch X Factor with her every Saturday'.
by londonacidcity December 11, 2011
SDM is a huge movement started for people with not so huge dicks. SDM stands for Small Dicks Matter.
In a society boasting about having 12 inches schlongs... 68 percent of people just have an average dick size of 5 inches. So, if you are in those 68 percent... Come join SDM
In a society boasting about having 12 inches schlongs... 68 percent of people just have an average dick size of 5 inches. So, if you are in those 68 percent... Come join SDM
by SDM's CEO October 10, 2021
SDM- stop disturbing me
When someone keeps pinging or texting you, while u r extremely busy;
Boy 1 - text dude, pick up my messages... u shit, wat type of friend r u?
Boy 2 - text cant call u my friend, so SDM!!!
Boy 1 - text dude, pick up my messages... u shit, wat type of friend r u?
Boy 2 - text cant call u my friend, so SDM!!!
by 𝖑𝖊𝖌𝖊Aarav011( just jokes ) September 20, 2020